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08.06.2025 02:21

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Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
When was the first time your wife had beastiality?
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
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No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
What does it feel like wearing tights?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Still no good.
So they tried
Next, they tried...
I’m running away I live in Indiana what states near by are safe I’m 12 no comments?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Do you consider yourself pretty?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
If you could instantly cancel one social norm, what would it be?
Nuts and Butts
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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