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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

08.06.2025 02:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

When was the first time your wife had beastiality?

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

Do you like Melania Trump's new official 1st lady black & white power portrait?

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

What does it feel like wearing tights?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

Just Forget it!

Can women learn to squirt?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Still no good.

So they tried

Next, they tried...

I’m running away I live in Indiana what states near by are safe I’m 12 no comments?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The Democrats’ candidate, Kamala, is a total loser, while our candidate, Trump, is a legendary hero and a living god. Are you ready to lose BIG Democrats?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

Do you consider yourself pretty?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

If you could instantly cancel one social norm, what would it be?

Nuts and Butts

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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